Governor suspended school for the next two weeks because of 'corona-chan' which may or may not have come from China in the Wuhan province, from someone who may or may not have eaten a bat or a lizard--nobody is sure. What we do know is that this 'virus' is not the black death and will only kill 2% of old people. However, we are going to shut down the economy and stock up on toilet paper either way. Because...we are afraid of a cold.
Pretty certain this 'virus' is a scam created by the Zoomer generation to skip class for two weeks. It worked. Grown men are postponing sports, events, and weddings because of a flu that is NOT the black death that kills NOBODY that anyone knows off. Literally no one knows, anyone who has died from this. Period. However, let's panic and buy toilet paper. Why the toilet paper though? I don't get it? Fun fact, that NBA player who died in the helicopter crash was buried in "Corona" California. Coincidence? I think not!
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March 13, 2020 (Anchorage, AK) – Alaska Governor Mike Dunleavy, with the Alaska Department of Health and Social Services (DHSS) today issued the State of Alaska’s first COVID-19 Health Mandate following a series of Health Alerts distributed this week.
The mandate suspends and limits general public visitation to the following state institutions until otherwise rescinded by DHSS and the Office of the Governor:
Suspended Visitation
· Department of Corrections (DOC) Facilities
· Division of Juvenile Justice Facilities
· Alaska Military Youth Academy
· Alaska Psychiatric Institute
Limited Visitation
· Alaska Pioneer Homes
Additionally, public school days between March 16, 2020 and March 30, 2020 will be non-student contact days in which students will not be attending school and all after school activities will be suspended.
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